Dear Friend,
Welcome to the the Michael Group Home Page!
It is a rare individual, such as yourself, who actually has the perseverance and good fortune to find this secret direct connection to the Michael Group. Because of our excellent working relationship with the Keepers of the Akashic records, we are able to bring you a most extraordinary offering:
For only $7.77 we will be able to answer any question, be it about the past, present or future. As a special bonus, you can actually chat with the Michael Group while your answer is being composed. However, do not delay. Our access to the the Akashic Records may be time-limited because our contact therein may be promoted out of the Record Halls at any time. You may wonder how we, beings of the 5th dimension could possibly be limited by time. Good question! Why don't you ask?
Ready to ask your question?
Can't think of a question?
Not to worry! There is nothing new under the sun! Great minds think alike! We've already had every question asked ,or else we've asked them all ourselves! After all, we're the Keepers of the Akashic Records. Sheesh! All we have to do is go in the back room and open the right filing cabinet drawer...
Just kidding. We've recently been upgraded to laptops. Let me tell you, all 1050 of us were getting pretty beat a few years ago before that Google outfit really came online. We were ready for a vacation! Now all we have to deal with is the really challenging questions Google can't handle. Check here to see if Google CAN handle it.
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So just pick from the following list of questions if your mind's a blank. You'll get an immediate answer.
What is the secret to Happiness?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/
How many angels fit on the head of a pin?
What does the phrase "Great minds think alike" really mean? It means that there are thoughts just floating about and when a properly prepared and receptive brain is empty enough, a particular thought will just slide on in the ear of any such brain available,
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